Smile-Y | Offline | Views: 28 | Votes: 2 | Rating: 5.5 |
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| Joined From: | Tue, May 13, 2008 | | Gender: | Female | | Age: | 16 |
| Location: |  Great Britain (UK), The Burgh of Edin : ) | | Self Description: | Oh really, just talk to me to get to know me. You can't exactly tell who I am with out doing so and by reading a lazy paragraph I wrote. Here's a joke instead for something to read :).
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.'
Watson says: 'I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.'
Holmes replies:
“Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent ...” |
About Me | Weight: | 61Kg - 65Kg | | Height: | 161cm - 165cm | | Sexual orientation: | Bisexual/Open-Minded | | Looking for: | Fun | | Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
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Likes/Dislikes | What i Like: | Saturdays. Reminiscing the weekend with Hannah in French. When my parents bugger off and give me a free house for the weekend. Hot-boxing my bathroom :L. Having such an awesome drunken night you forget half of it :L :D. Going to the hairdressers. Random pulls. Sydney from Skins. History class. A Midsummer Nights Dream. That perfect drunk. When Hannah looks like Frank Gallagher. Making milky way sculptures. Cheese strings. Oreos dipped in milk. Drawing on my walls. Hamish Macbeth. Listening to Now 59 with Charlotte. Pink tartan jammy bottoms, which are not red. Staying out till 2 or 3 three in the morning. Sitting/swinging on swings. | | What i Dislike: | When Sophie breaks my toilet seat. When Hannah leaves me abusive bebo comments with love so I can't delete 'em. Breaking up. When Hannah and Jay turn up at my house at 5 in the morning stoned and pissed. When Jay pisses on my doorstep and in my bath. When Hannah menstrual cycles in my bath. When Charlotte uses my table as an ashtray. When Jay accuses me of eating joints, I do not! When Meesh takes massive (Meesh) bites from my food. When David calls my hat abismal. When my bath is dirty. When Kelsey stains my matress and chair. Good songs being ruined because they remind you of something. When Charlotte doesn't let me under her covers cause she just made her bed :P. Unrequited love. Vodka, after Hannah's anyway. Falling off swings |
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